No, ackk hasn’t sold out and started reviewing badge games. I just thought that I’d share an ORIGINAL with you guys. Thing thing. No 2’s, 3’s, or 4’s. This isn’t an arena title. Thing thing, the very first.

On to the review! Design a character(I go with the top hat/fedora scheme) and head into battle! You will be in for a very short game. 8 minutes of gameplay by my count. Has some cool moments, though. An elevator fight, a fight in the dark, a boss fight. You take on the role of an expirement, fleeing from a testing laboratory.

How must you escape? By physical solutions, of course! Take that previous statement as a term for fighting. There is a nice selection of guns, so pick your poison. The gameplay(gunplay!) is very smooth and very precise. The tried and true method of future TT games is found here in prime examples. Escape to win!

The music is creepy, with gunshots to cut into the enviroment. Not much more to say about sound than that. The graphics are pretty clean, nice(can’t say pretty…) blood effects and all. The randomly generated enemy clothing is a cool touch. Time to wrap up talking about my 8 minutes of gameplay.

9/10. Crisp clean and ready for killin’.

9/10. Run, kill, play thing thing.

8/10. Creepy, but no mute button. Music helps me kill.

8/10. Escape! Kill while escaping, too.

7/10. Nice controls, good for killing.

The equivelent of an experimental film.

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4 Comments on “Thing-Thing”

  1. zigma Says:

    well i liked the game…….. a bit but not that good prolly 7/10 overall

  2. thalarion Says:

    Honestly I see opinions vary a lot on this game. Some people like it better than the older versions, some like it less. I think the game did well what it was designed to do.

  3. doctormarmalade Says:

    Well, All i got to say is that i hated TT4. That is all.

  4. Anonymous Says:

    Thing Thing

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